Seid‘s recht freundlich miteinander

I was todays years old when I got to understand that Mitch from KnightRider aka David Hasselhoff was fighting against the evil of fucking 1998 in the Bond Universe as well as the Marvel Universe.This gave me reason to write down some thoughts, about my childhood heroes universe and the way we are  looking at masculinity.When I was young it was ok to punch a girl into her face to get the relevant information to save the world. As long as you are James Bond. Today I ask myself why it is not ok to punch a girl into her face to get some information before killing a lot of guys. Especially while  it’s part of your job profile to kill a lot of guys. Not only as a “human seen as guy”, I imagine it is hurting to get killed by a gun. Not as dramatic as being slapped in the face but still it hurts and in the end you are dead (and at least you don’t need to have a semi-consensual camera shade of) Anyway the question I am asking myself here,  is why bond is not beating up more girls. Guard girls with weapons. And muscles. Looking like that black woman, who has been beating the shit out of Roger More in that other Bond thing. That girl who was so much stronger than him and still so sensual that we still cannot agree who seduced who into who into a fucked up fuck thing that is still way more than then in all of our Bond Fan’s kinky minds. But not only one of her, please. Lots of her, killing and getting killed, without to much special effects, like all of these Hans, Sergeys, Eliases und Ahmeds. Back to reality. We had it there Octopussi, nice try  but still. Da geht noch was. Thing is, even while growing up in a peaceful environment, I still remember that not beating a girl is a thing, something I recall more than a value than “don’t beat a guy who is more vulnerable”. Especially when he is standing next to his sister who is going to beat the shit out of you. Standing up against her or just running, might be more reasonable, more practical and in the end more enjoyable. For all of us. At the end, sometimes, it actually can be a lot of fun to punch each other in the face, when we have agreed before to do it it in an save environment. That’s why we can call fighting a sport. Some like it. Some not. Some are pussies. Some want to be.  but in the end, it is most important to be fair. No matter who you are…